i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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