I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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