Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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