dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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