dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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