I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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