Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Operation Purity has been aborted
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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