um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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