Dual....:-)
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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