Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
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