Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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