Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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