she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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