you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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