i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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