This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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