it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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