Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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