She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Do vagina's smell?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Randomize
