I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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