i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So much rum. So many feels.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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