And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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