i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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