What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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