You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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