forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Dicks are not precious.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
