I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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