so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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