dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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