so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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