i think my mom watched the whole time
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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