love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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