I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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