So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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