She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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