I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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