They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
