I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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