I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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