Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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