Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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