Are we in a gay sports bar?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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