didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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