When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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