haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We are all done wearing pants today
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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