Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I love having hate sex.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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