Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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