He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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