I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Randomize
