Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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