ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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