I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
