operation harelip BJ is a go
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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