FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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