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I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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