he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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